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Dec 22, 2014

The Schattenreich Recipes: Sebastian's Kitchen

Belgian Waffles

The title should be in blinking red lights and have a diet warning siren blaring out at all times. It should scare away the Paleos and the rest of the low-carb sufferers, the vegans, the low-fat dieters. All of you should run away, run away fast. The 5:2 dieters (if it's not a fast day) and the rest of you - still with me?

A belly full of whipped cream demands a nap
Sebastian von der Lahn prepares Belgian waffles for Caitie in Shadow Zone, Book 4 of the Schattenreich. They serve to help her ground herself again in the waking world after she returns from her journey in the Dreams. Food and...um...sex are two good ways to accomplish this. I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which method was the most successful.

I've reproduced Sebastian's recipe for you here. It was taste-tested by the entire family, including one contented four-legged friend. 

 First of all, I have to admit, I've never ever ever been able to make decent waffles. I've tried the recipe that came with my waffle iron and others in cookbooks, but they always ended up being either hard enough to pave my patio or simply lacking in taste. 

A while back, my son made waffles for me (counts as a minor miracle in itself), and they were delicious. So what was his secret?

"Google has the best recipes, Mom."

Okay. Fine. So that's what I did. I found this recipe, and it looked promising.


Do not fear egg whites.
Two eggs makes this much.
Run over there and get the recipe and then come back. I'll wait. 

The thing to note about this recipe (besides a lack of conversions, which I've roughly calculated at the bottom of this post***), is that you have to separate the egg yolks and whites from each other. Then whip the egg whites until they are stiff. Because of the amount of air incorporated into the egg whites at this point, it's almost guaranteed that the waffles will be lighter. Since only two eggs are necessary for the recipe, I found it easier to whip them in this small container rather than a big bowl.

Another tip for the expatriate Americans (or anyone else who lives in Germany), vanilla extract here is not the same as it is in the states. So, instead of an inferior extract (I usually bring bottles back with me, but I've run out), I used a package of vanilla sugar (vanille Zucker) and added it to the dry ingredients.

I did end up using less butter than the recipe called for (around 3/4 of a cup) and didn't notice any lack of buttery flavor. Other than that, I followed the recipe as it's stated and baked them on a setting of between 4 and 5. Because there's so much butter in the waffles, I found I didn't need to butter my (non-stick) waffle iron.

The recipe yielded exactly ten waffles.

Not perfect to look at, but perfectly edible
Now onto the toppings.

I whipped heavy cream (with another package of vanilla sugar). 

In addition, in keeping with Sebastian's results, I made a strawberry sauce. Since fresh strawberries are ridiculously expensive this time of year, I used frozen ones (about a cup and a half), cooked in a small saucepan with a little bit of water, a couple of tablespoons of sugar and a tablespoon of maple syrup (and a splash).

Cook over low heat until the strawberries fall apart. You can do this while the waffles are baking. I chopped up a couple of basil leaves (yes, that's right, fresh basil) and added them to the sauce after it cooked down. You could also add chopped mint (strawberry mint would be wonderful). 

 Mash or blend with an immersion mixer to desired consistency (I left mine just a little bit chunky). Taste and adjust the sweetness as desired, as not all strawberries pack the same sweetness, even the frozen ones.

Spoon a little strawberry sauce over the waffles. Add a splash of maple syrup if desired, and top with whipped cream. I added a fresh raspberry on top for artistry. And voila! 
A little bit of heaven on earth
 My fazit; these were the best, most delicious, lightest, homemade waffles I've ever made (or eaten). Ever. And the most calorie intense. Ever. We made them our midday meal - I managed to eat two, but regretted it (a little). They are a special meal, to be savored at this time of year and possibly again when fresh strawberries are in season.

They lasted for three days (kept in the refrigerator), and there's not a crumb left.

So if you try this recipe, I'd love to hear your feedback.

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The recipe doesn't have conversions for liters/grams. According to my kitchen scale, a cup of flour is approximately 160 g. A cup of sugar, around 250 g. Alternatively, use a 250 ml measuring cup as a standard for the cups of dry ingredients, and you should be just fine. A cup of milk or butter is 250 ml. I used medium organic eggs.








Nov 24, 2014

Schattenreich Mythology: Warrior Goddesses, Dark Queens, and Black Friday specials

Her name is Cathubodua (possibly pronounced cahú-bodwa or catú-bodwa) and what we know about her is limited to one main inscription (with the 'C' missing) from France. The name according to several sources, has been interpreted to mean 'battle crow'.

That's not much, is it?

But there is correspondence to the other more widespread fertility and warrior goddesses such as Badb or Bodb, Nemain, and the Morrígan (also known as the Demon Queen or Dark Queen). What these fearsome ladies have in common is their love of battle and death, their fertility powers, their temper, and their ability to transcend age and outward appearance, and their shapeshifting abilities.

In the Schattenreich series, I have incorporated many of these qualities into the Breton-Gaulish deity called Cathubodua. She commands a cohort of the Folk (the Tud) who can shapeshift into frightening and dangerous forms of crows/ravens (there are no real animals in Ande-dubnos).

What makes her special is her relevance. Despite her totally Celtic origin - there is no real equivalence in the Germanic or even the Greco-Roman pantheon - she continues to thrive. I've chosen this actuality in spite of the softening of female deities since the Iron Age through persistent and detrimental whittling down by Christian (and New Age pagan) influence.

Goddesses with a darker bent just cannot be beaten down. The reasons for my choice have to do with how society has evolved to totally negate and, to a certain extent, bury the ancient reverence for powerful female symbols of both war and fertility. The need for such symbols exists, even today, perhaps much more than ever. But that's just my opinion. Take it or leave it.

Cathubodua serves as both adversary and teacher to heroes (and heroines, as the case may be). A telling line from her conversation with Catilin von der Lahn in Shadow Zone, Book 4 of the Schattenreich series explains the dichotomy

"Can I ask you something else?” I made my voice soft. When I returned to my life, my enemies would be waiting for me along with the people I loved.

She gazed at me, and the motherly crone appeared. “You may.”

“Why do you pit Dagmar against me?”

“She makes her own choices.”

“And if I defeat her? Will that make you my enemy?”

“I have no interest in your squabbles in the waking world as I have little influence there. Unfortunate, that is. You are of the blood. Only those who choose to be my enemy are.”

And that sums up Cathubodua's philosophy quite well. She wants to walk among us again...and waits for her chance. As so many of the Ande-dubnos dwellers.

Book 2 of the Schattenreich
Book, 1 of the Schattenreich
And now, Black Friday. All this week and through the weekend, Primary Fault and Shaky Ground are discounted to $0.99 at many retail outlets. 









References and recommended further reading:

Myths and Symbols in Pagan Europe, H. R. Ellis Davidson
The Gods of the Celts, Miranda Green
Celtic Culture, A historic encyclopedia, John, T. Koch
The Encyclopedia of Celtic Mythology and Folklore, Patricia Monaghan

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Nov 10, 2014

Albedo One Magazine - Issue 45 available in ebook and print

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